The best things of a thing
People love lists. They love them so much that in 2007, the word ‘listicle’ was born, a portmanteau of ‘list’ and ‘article.’ In the fifteen years since, the desire for listicles has only grown stronger. People now love listicles so much that you can find a listicle of the best listicles and it’s only a matter of time before somebody writes a listicle of the best listicles about the best listicles. It’s like the two hands simultaneously drawing one another in Escher’s ‘Drawing Hands.’
At the risk of making this even more meta, my top five list of the best reasons to compile lists is:
- The inherent fun in ranking different things.
- The knowledge gained from reading about other people’s perspectives.
- The conversations and arguments that arise from disagreement.
- Spending lots of time doing something pointless reminds me of the futility of my existence.
- That feeling of teamwork as I contribute in some small way to the inevitable demise of journalism.
With that in mind, let’s dive into the list ‘du jour,’ namely Doug Polk’s ’20 Best Poker Players Of All Time.’
Polk and Brady presents poker’s top 20
One man who always has his finger on the pulse of the poker world is Doug Polk and since lists are still Zeitgeisty, he decided to dedicate not one but two episodes of his popular podcast to the pursuit of a top 20 list of the best poker players .
they opened up a poll for the community to weigh in
Two weeks ago, Polk and UpswingPoker.com Vice President Mike Brady started with a list of 100+ players and conducted a spirited three-hour debate, laying out the criterion as they saw it. At the end of the episode, they opened up a poll for the community to weigh in with their opinions.
This week, joined by poker pro Kane Kalas, Polk and Brady gave a similar amount of time to examining the results of that poll which produced a top 20 list of worthy candidates. The objective will be to confine voters to just this list for the final round of voting.
An impossible task
It’s difficult to figure out who ‘the best’ at anything is, but poker presents more variables than most. Well aware of these complications, Polk acknowledged the difficult nature of the task right out of the gate. There is live versus online, tournaments versus cash, and full-ring versus short-handed versus heads-up. There are Texas Hold ’em players, Pot Limit Omaha specialists, and the versatile guys who play all the games.
how do you compare players of different eras?
For a list of this nature, longevity is a huge consideration and a player’s ability to stay at the top through the various paradigm shifts is paramount. Then there’s the eternal question: how do you compare players of different eras?
What about the ability to multi-table, effectively a test of fast decision-making? Should you factor in a player’s ability to hustle his way into the most lucrative softer games or should you take a more purist approach and recognize the players who took on and beat all-comers but perhaps made less.
The bottom line is poker players are particularly hard to judge. There is no luck on the path to becoming a successful chess player but there is a huge amount of variance in poker. It is understandable then that Doug was concerned that the poll may become a popularity contest.
Ivey comfortably ahead of chasing pack
The results of the UpswingPoker.com Top 20 poll were as follows:
1. Phil Ivey – 4,691 votes
2. Doyle Brunson – 4,178 votes
3. Daniel Negreanu – 4,112 votes
4. Phil Hellmuth – 4,015 votes
5. Erik Seidel – 3,822 votes
6. Stu Hungarian – 3,781 votes
7. Phil Galfond – 3,696 votes
8. Tom Dwan – 3,670 votes
9. Dan Cates – 3,629 votes
10. Patrick Antonius – 3,579 votes
11. Fedor Holz – 3,356 votes
12. Justin Bonomo – 3,285 votes
13. Issac Haxton – 3,259 votes
14. Doug Polk – 3,210 votes
15. Viktor Blom – 3,144 votes
16. Stephen Chidwick – 3,144 votes
17. Linus Loeliger – 3,128 votes
18. Chip Reese – 3,102 votes
19. Jason Koon – 3,101 votes
20. Johnny Chan – 3,056 votes
It’s a pretty good list but, as is the point, it provides a leaping-off point for debate. Standout omissions for me include some of the winningest online tournament players of all time like Niklas Astedt, Péter Traply, Roman Romanovsky, and Sami Kelopuro, at least one of whom should have made the top 20. Ben Sulsky’s absence was unfathomable. I was surprised to see Reese and Haxton so low. I was surprised to see Negreanu and Dwan so high. I didn’t think Polk, Blom, Holz and Loeliger would make the list at all.
I wasn’t surprised that the list was US-dominated
I wasn’t surprised to see no women on the list, although I think Vanessa Selbst and Jennifer Harmon should both make a top 50 list. I wasn’t surprised that the list was US-dominated. There are fourteen Americans, a Canadian, a Swede, a Fin, a German, an Englishman, and a Swiss. It is noteworthy, but again unsurprising, that 18 of the 20 are alive. The vast majority of people who have ever played the game took it up after 2000. Only Reese and Ungar are deceased. The oldest person on the list is Doyle Brunson at 88 while the youngest is Linus Loeliger at 27.
Ivey’s presence at the top is somewhat predictable, and it may well bear out in the final round too, but putting an even greater emphasis on longevity, from the final list given, I would compile the top 20 as follows:
1. Doyle Brunson
2. Eric Seidel
3. Phil Ivey
4. Phil Hellmuth
5. Stu Hungarian
6. Chip Reese
7. Phil Galfond
8. Isaac Haxton
9. Daniel Cates
11. Justin Bonomo
12. Patrick Antonius
13. Jason Koon
14. Stephen Chidwick
16. Doug Polk
17. Linus Loeliger
18. Fedor Wood
20. Viktor Blom
Reduction ad absurdum
Credit to Polk, Kalas and Brady for putting on an entertaining show and i look forward to the final installation but my broader fear is that as lists continue to grow in popularity, all of journalism will eventually succeed to the endless ranking of things. So much so that events in isolation will be meaningless until someone has compiled a listicle of the best comments in the comments section of a listicle of the best things of that thing.
The reductio ad absurdum won’t stop there. Over time, audiences are going to inevitably find even the simplest of listicles too complicated and nuanced. Heat maps that pick up fingerprints on phones are already proving conclusively that the vast majority of readers quickly scroll past the text to see only the number followed by the thing corresponding to that number.
Writers will be told that the accompanying justifications for their listicles are redundant
The Algorithmic Overlord will make a decree, brutal in its efficiency. “Sentences Futile,” it will say and this pronouncement will send the reasons for opinions the way of facts. Writers will be told that the accompanying justifications for their listicles are redundant.
From that point forward, guided by SEO optimization, listicles will be replaced by lists, and those lists will get shorter and shorter. eventually restricted to a maximum of five entries, the number followed by a maximum of three words. Artificial Intelligence will then replace writers as the generators of those lists.
There will be some pockets of resistance to this new approach to journalism but tragically that resistance will be expressed in articles with sentences, punctuation, and paragraphs so nobody will read them. In a last-ditch effort to win back the converted, the resistors will compile a list of the best reasons for returning to older forms of journalism, thus becoming the very thing they are reacting against.
Escher’s hand eventually stopped drawing Escher’s ‘Drawing Hands.’